What if it happened on Clinton's watch?

What would the blood-thirsty maniacs on the Right do with the items on this list, all having occurred on Bush's watch.

1. 21 US Marines die within two days in a foreign war, where the leader has long been deposed and there is no organized opposition. (Added 8/3/05)
2. A prostitute made it into the press corps, and repeatedly lobbed softball questions to the President, even criticizing the opposition party in the context of the question.
3. A member of Bill Clinton's staff revealed the identity of a CIA Operative on Weapons of Mass Destruction in an effort to discredit a critic, the spouse of said operative.
4. A Boy Scout jamboree is marred by illness and death after the attendees wait in sweltering heat for the President's delayed arrival. (Important to note that I do not blame Bush for this. But the cultists on the Right would absolutely find a way to blame Clinton ala the runway haircut.)
5. A Presidential appontment made it through committee with a No-Recommendation vote, which requires at lease one vote from each Party, and then the President shoved him into his post anyway.
6. At a Democratic fundraiser, the President entertained such high-ticket contributors as Porn Star Mary Carey.
7. The President makes a case for war that turns out to be completely innacurate at best, and purposefully deceptive at worst. (Think Clinton would have avoided impeachment on this one?)
8. He claimed to be a Conservative Christian determined to illegalize abortion, but never proposes a Consitutional Ban on Abortion.
9. The President took 50 vacations by his 5th year in office.
10. Just before the World Trade Center was hit, the President was handed a Daily Briefing entitled "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S." This briefing states, in part, that the FBI has noticed: "...patterns of suspicious activity in this country consistent with preparations for hijackings or other types of attacks, including recent surveillance of federal buildings in New York."
11. The President asserts that he would catch our largest sworn enemy, Usama Bin Laden, "Dead or Alive." Then, not able to do so, he declares: "So I don't know where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him, Kelly, to be honest with you."

...to be continued